a) Bully Proof Vest- Tired of bullies beating the snot out of you, taking your lunch money and giving you atomic wedgeies in the playground? If so, buy the bully proof vest and this will make those bullies go crying to their moms!
b) Tooth Brush Holder- Tired of your toothpaste falling on the counter and making a mess? Then buy the Toothbrush Holder 2000. This will prevent the toothpaste from making a mess and you don't have to clean it up!
c) The Wide Awake- Is math boring you? Don't you want to take your eyes off that big blinding mole on your teacher's face? Then buy the Wide Awake fake eyes! Now you can sleep during class and nobody will know!
and the masterpiece of them all is:
d) Mom Shock Collar- Don't you hate it when your mom yells at you all the time? I know I do. With this marvelous device just by the push of a button your mom's hair will pop up like a crazy persons! No yelling, no smacking and no punishment.
These are actual descriptions that he has submitted in his log book for approval.
Hmmm, based on his description, I think that the Mom Shock Collar has my name written all over it. He's going to need three testimonials on any of the invention that he does create. If he does work on the Mom Shock Collar, I'll make sure I'm out somewhere....for a few days.
