Remember when we were in school and had to write a persuasive essay for English? It was the start of my love with the legal field. It seems that my two nephews, Justin & Johnny are currently campaigning for a family dog. They have taken the time to write a persuasive essay appealing their desire for a family pet. It was pretty funny with the statements included in this letter addressed to my cousin. We had a few good laughs over this. I've decided to recapture the entire essay since it would be hard for you to read. I think Johnny may have a future in doing legal work. A child after my own heart! Happy reading.
"1) It's not like you're allergic to dogs.
2) You had a crap load of animals growing up. And even though we admit you were ten times more responsible than us, we promise to you that we will take care of this dog. I, your eldest son, promises to take full responsibility of this pet if Justin should fail or becomes too lazy. (Which he won't). Both Justin and I also agree to help around the house, (free of charge) like the way it should be without any fuss or argument.
* Also, Justin, believe it or not, agreed to get a full haircut like me (Johnny), and not grow out his hair anymore unless you permit it. This is NO JOKE, ask him. And you know how bad I'd like him to get a full haircut.
We are also very sympathetic to any and all sins we have committed to hurt you. We will do our best to be better children and maybe even purchase real gifts ourselves for your birthday and Christmas.
And if all of this had not changed your mind or maybe left you confused on whether or not you should allow us to get a dog, ask yourself this question, "What would Jesus have done?"
N.B. The essay is still being pondered upon by Dinah. A decision on whether a dog will be included in the family has yet to be made. I will keep you updated on the status.
